Florida Man in Magus World: Unleashing Liberty and Freedom

From the rooftop, Felix watched in growing frustration. He scowled as the mutant herd swarmed like a living sea and reached into his inventory, pulling out a gun and a handful of spirit stone grenades.

Those were homemade explosives he had crafted during his free time. Perfect for dealing with a mob this size.

As Felix prepared for battle, Jiji smirked, her eyes narrowing as she decided to take matters into her own hands, or rather, her own gaze. Without warning, she unleashed her power—The Basilisk Eyes.

Her eerie, glowing eyes locked onto the crazed beasts below, and the effect was instantaneous. As her gaze fell upon them, the deers froze in place.

A sickening transformation followed. Their blood and innards turned to stone, spreading outward until their entire bodies were petrified.

One by one, the horde of mutant deer became grotesque statues. Their twisted muscles and bulging veins immortalized in stone. In the span of a few seconds, hundreds of the creatures were frozen in place, forever locked in their frenzied attempts to breach the barrier.

Felix lowered his gun and raised an eyebrow, impressed by Jiji's work.

"Well, that was effective."

Jiji smirked. Her eyes returning to their normal. "Would you let me handle the rest of them, master?"

Felix chuckled while holding a grenade loosely in one hand. "If you're in the mood, go ahead,"

Jiji's tail flicked with excitement as she cast a glance toward the remaining deer. Some continued to ram the barrier, oblivious to the petrified bodies of their comrades. Their blind fury seemed to defy logic, but to Jiji, it was merely amusing.

With Felix's permission granted, the lamia princess slithered gracefully off the rooftop and down to the ground. Her movements were smooth and deliberate, like a predator stalking its prey. Once on solid ground, she rose, using her long tail to stand tall as she surveyed the chaos unfolding in the front yard.

Her gaze swept over the remaining mutated deer. One by one, they froze under her stare. Their muscles locked in place as their flesh and bones gradually turned to stone.

Jiji moved in a slow, deliberate circle around the house. Her cold eyes met each frenzied creatures, sealing their fate with a single glance.

In just 10 minutes, every last beast had turned into a grotesque statue. The yard, once filled with the deafening sounds of screeching and pounding hooves, was now eerily silent. Petrified monsters stood frozen in mid-charge.

Felix descended from the rooftop and joined Jiji at the front yard, looking at the twisted stone creatures littering the area. He whistled, clearly impressed.

"Man, you were ruthless," Felix commented as Jiji slithered back to his side. She playfully wrapped her arms around him, pressing her chest against his face.

"How was I compared to your ex-girlfriend, Master?" Jiji's her eyes sparkled with mischief.

Felix smirked. "Well, at least you're not as whiny as she was. But could you... tone down your daily needs a bit? It's getting exhausting."

He wasn't referring to anything innocent. Their nightly activities had started to spiral out of control.

At first, it had been a way for Felix to relieve stress and heal his weary heart. But later on, Felix succumbed to Jiji's seductive charm and dedication. Ever since that first night, things kept escalating. Every evening turned into a marathon of endless passion, and Jiji showed no signs of letting up.

To make matters worse, she insisted on keeping them *connected* all night long—even after Felix had fallen asleep. Each morning, he woke up feeling sore and drained, as if he'd run a marathon in his dreams. His body begged for rest, yet Jiji's insatiable desires showed no mercy.

Felix sighed. "My balls can only take so much punishment, you know?" He wasn't sure how much longer he could keep up with her enthusiasm.

Jiji lowered her gaze, a flicker of sadness crossing her face. Still, she tried to be helpful. "Would you like me to prepare some ointment and lotion for you in the future?"

Felix flinched at the suggestion, then slapped his forehead in defeat. There was no convincing her to ease up. Accepting his fate, he sighed.

"Forget it. I'll just chug potions and energy drinks in the morning. But do me a favor. Stop when the count goes over ten, okay?"

Jiji's eyes gleamed with mischief while she giggled, "I'll keep that in mind, Master."

With that, they returned to their love nest. As usual, they shared another passionate night together. Despite Felix's earlier protests, he found himself addicted to Jiji's skillful touch, her soft body, and that slippery tail that wrapped around him, caressing his every body part.

Even though he claimed he didn't want to overdo it, Felix couldn't help but committing to the act of reproduction once again.

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The next day, at 7 AM, Felix enjoyed a rare moment of peace. After the chaotic deer invasion, no other monsters had dared to approach his doorstep.

Lying comfortably on his bed, Felix stretched his legs and casually browsed the system shop. Meanwhile, Jiji, ever the dedicated companion, provided him with her "mouthful" service. Her soft touch, sticky saliva, and tentacle-like tongues created sultry slurping sound in the bedroom.

Felix calmly fetched a bottle of energy potion and drank it along with a healing potion. The pain in his balls vanished. While enjoying the service, his eyes darted between the shop menu and the game window displaying the 8-bit farmer.

The nameless farmer seemed just as content, and Felix noticed he had gained some weight since yesterday. The farmer's health bar was full, and the farm had expanded from nine grits to twelve.

After the initial harvest, the farmer had collected a total of 81 potatoes. He replanted nine. But with the potatoes ripening every three minutes, he had a fresh crop ready before he could even wash the previous batch.

The farmer was busy. He cleared new land and expanded the plot by three additional grits. Strangely, he didn't plant more potatoes in the new space, leaving Felix curious about his next move.

Smiling at the hard-working farmer, Felix purchased a bag of cabbage seeds from the store and sent them over. It only cost 10 years of lifespan—nothing compared to the chaos he usually dealt with.

"Hope this helps, buddy," Felix murmured.

As soon as the seeds arrived, the nameless farmer once again bowed deeply in gratitude. Then, he rushed to his shack with the new gift.

Minutes later, he emerged with a basket overflowing with freshly harvested potatoes. Kneeling on the ground, he began praying in earnest.

"BUBUBABUBUBA! GUGUGAGAGUGU!"

The farmer babbled in his strange, incomprehensible language, seemingly offering a prayer of thanks.

Felix chuckled, amused by the sight of the farmer desperately praying to him. But then something unexpected happened. The potatoes in the basket disappeared before his eyes, and a series of system messages popped up.

*DING*

<Nameless Farmer has offered you a tribute.>

<You have obtained 50 Spirit Potatoes.>

<Please note: Crops from the subspace farm can be directly sold to the Florida Man Store at a good price.>

<Current purchase price offer: One year of lifespan per Spirit Potato.>

Felix blinked in surprise, staring at the notification.

"I can get lifespan like this?!" he was flabbergasted, though a slow grin spread across his face. The farmer's tribute was more valuable than he thought

The idea of passive income—through potatoes, no less—felt absurdly fitting for his strange life.

"Looks like this little farming game is worth keeping after all," Felix mused, already considering his next move as he petted Jiji's head with a contented sigh.

Inspired by the success of the spirit potatoes, Felix decided to take things further. He converted half of the newly acquired potatoes into lifespan, then reinvested 20 years into purchasing two more seed types—grapes and wheat. His enthusiasm grew, and he even splurged, spending 100 years of lifespan on quality farming tools for the nameless farmer.

Before he knew it, Felix had invested a whopping 500 years of lifespan into this little farming venture. He paused, wondering if the farmer would appreciate all the resources he had just dumped into his hands.

With a satisfied smirk, Felix transferred the items into the game—seeds, tools, and all. He closed the game window, leaving the farmer to his own devices.

"Well, let's see what you make of it, buddy," Felix murmured as he reclined back, confident that the farmer would work wonders with the newfound bounty.

With the game tucked away for now, Felix's mind wandered. Part of him found the idea of pampering this digital character strangely fulfilling. Another part wondered if he'd gone a little too far. After all, 500 years of lifespan wasn't exactly pocket change, but the potential rewards.

Felix chuckled, imagining the farmer's reaction to his divine generosity.

After dealing with the game, Felix checked the potatoes. He wondered what he could do with them.