D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

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*I can’t believe that bitch. She might be completely correct about everything she said, and honestly gave advice… but still. What a bitch. You can’t just slap someone with the truth like that and then walk away! Completely unprofessional! That’s not how you’re supposed to play the game! You’ve got to give me at least some time to splutter incoherently and fail at a comeback before I run off. You ‘won’ this conversation, why are you leaving! That just leaves me with a sour taste in my mouth and nothing to do but rant in my head.*

Of course, Sue was ignoring the fact that these cultivators were from Bodeir’s generation, and whatever race Tess might be, the chances that she was multiple times Sue’s age was actually pretty high. Sue was right about one thing, this wasn’t how you were supposed to play this sort of social game. Tess wasn’t playing the same game. Even though she left the conversation early, nobody, especially not Sue, was going to take that as an admission of surrender. Tess had managed to stop a brawl, insult a two competitors, and leave Sue feeling like she’d eaten a lemon. All without really coming off as a bad person in the eyes of everyone else.

Sue shook her head and moved over to grab a bite to eat. Hopefully a bit of sugar would clear her mind. When Sue got to the snack table, she was surprised to find a section dedicated to jelly cubes. *Hmm, it’s not really my thing… but Kamiko would be so disappointed in me if I didn’t at least try some and report back. Plus… I’m sure I can use it for some good jokes.*

Sue grabbed the plate and a spoon before taking a small bite. *Hmm… I don’t really know what I’m supposed to say about this. It tastes like jelly. Not as good as the stuff that Kamiko has at her house… but that’s really not a surprise. The thing is… I can’t really determine anything else about this jelly. It’s not like I’ve got much to compare it to. It’s… fine? I clearly didn’t think this through.*

Sue wondered around for a bit as she tried and failed to come up with a good way to explain the test of this jelly to Kamiko. It wasn’t really working, so she was glad for the distraction provided by a newcomer. This time it was a guy approaching her, in fact… Sue narrowed her eyes slightly.

The man was in a suit and tie and looked like he was practically bursting out of it at the seams. She could actually see skin through some of the stitching. She wasn’t sure she’d ever seen a better fit for the description ‘Gorilla in a suit’. Then Sue realised what was niggling at the back of her mind. This was the man she’d seen hanging out with women during their shopping trip, the one Bodeir gave strange advice to.

“Fancy seeing you here,” said the man, big toothy smile on display. It was clear he was trying to be suave… but the outfit ruined it for him.

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“Indeed. I suppose it could be a surprise for you… but on the other hand this IS the main event going on at the Holy Wind Sect, and I’m here with Bodeir, the man who gave you those tips the other day. Still, I don’t mind keeping you company for a bit,” said Sue.

“Oh? Company, of Company?” asked the man as he stepped a bit closer.

“Well, I can offer you a bit of my time now… and once I’ve finished my time with Bodeir I’d love to offer you a chance to be more intimate… that is the size of your muscles match the size of your package,” Sue offered with a wicked grin.

The man didn’t faulter, instead he said, “Ah, well… I’ll keep that a nice little surprise for you. I’ve got to incentivise you somehow. The mystery will be a much better grab then simply bragging,”

Sue raised an eyebrow, impressed by the answer. *Hmm, seems like this guy actually does know a thing or two about flirting. I thought he just grabbed a few hussies to hang off his arms… but perhaps he’s a bit more than that…* “That it is… though… what happened to your other company?”

The man actually sighed at that, “Fools. Told me they were cultivators and could handle going a few rounds with me. They were BARELY cultivators. They had Qi in them but no training whatsoever. One of them is still passed out, and the other is stuck in the hospital with some… unpleasant bruising. I warned them, but well… I guess the temptation was a bit too much for them,”

“Oof,” said Sue with a wince. “Not a mistake I’ve made personally but I can imagine it. Still, I’ll be fine,”

“Are you sure? No offence, but you don’t seem all that strong and after being overly cautious for years… my first time letting loose a bit and it turns out they were writing cheques their asses couldn’t cash,” said the man.

Sue smiled, and flicked her shield on. “Give my arm a good punch,”

The man sighed but did as asked, it wasn’t a terribly strong hit, about 10% of his overall power, but Sue’s barrier managed to absorb the damage without issue. Sue grinned and showed her flawless skin across her arm, “Can’t say that was a proper punch… but it should ease your mind a bit,”

The man nodded, “Indeed… I look forward to our future rendezvous,” he said before walking away. Sue was a little annoyed with that but she noticed that something bellow his waist was threatening to destroy his pants. Probably for the best he left.

*Oh that looks tasty. If that’s full size, I’ll already be pretty happy… but he left before I could tease him properly… so perhaps that’s not all he’s got to show off? Oooh, this mission has been a good run. My little surfer boy, Bodeir potentially, and that wonderful morsel that’s walking away now. Wait. He didn’t tell me how to find him! Shit! Or his name! Hmm… I wonder how intentional that was. I’ll give him a tentative black mark for that one.*

Before Sue could think on it too much, another girl had approached and said, “You should stay away from that guy. His name is Xanthar, and he’s known for picking up and dropping women constantly. You’re not going to get anything you want from him, best to just leave him alone,”

Sue turned to see this new girl, she was dressed rather conservatively. Her dress was puffy, and she had a high collar and gloves on. The only visible skin was her somewhat tanned face. She was slightly taller then Sue, without counting horns of course, and she was much less well endowed. Still, she seemed like a rather nice classical beauty. Thin nose, slender neck, and moderate assets. Hard to say what her hands and legs were like under all those layers. “I’m sure I can handle myself,” said Sue.

The girl sighed and said, “Look, he’s a strong cultivator. I’m not sure who you came here with, but he’s surely a better catch then Xanthar. He might seem like a meat-head but he’s known for getting into women’s pants and running. He doesn’t have a bone of commitment in his body…”

“That’s a shame, there’s at least one bone of his I’d rather like committed to the inside of my body,” said Sue.

The girl looked scandalised by her answer, “Don’t joke about things like that. People will take it the wrong way and it will lead you nowhere good in life. Some cultivators even know how to steal cultivation through sex. I don’t think Xanthar can… but I heard he left his last lover in the hospital. It just isn’t worth it girl,”

*Oh this poor na?ve little girl.* “I’m not joking. I want him to shove his cock deep into my pussy and slam me into the bed. If there’s some chocking during the act, I won’t complain, and if I have to take a few bruises to ride a dick as big as he’s packing? I’d consider that a worthwhile trade. I’m also not the slightest bit interested in commitment, I want one or two good fucks, then we’ll go our separate ways, hopefully happily.”

The girl in front of Sue’s eyes grew wide in increasing horror. “You… you harlot! To think I was trying to save you from a life you’ve already fallen into… I’ll pray for your soul,” said the girl before turning and practically fleeing.

“I am a Succubus you know!” said Sue to the girl’s retreating back. *I feel a little bad now. I was just trying to mess with her for a bit… and she actually was trying to help me. Wasn’t using backhanded compliments… she actually tried to do the right thing…*

*Am I off my game or something? I’m feeling like I’ve mad nothing but missteps since that first encounter. Tess might have thrown me further off my game then I thought…*