BXBX NOVEL Chapter 892: I Don’t Like Women
“No, you must marry my granddaughter.”
The old lady said coldly, “Who’s your girlfriend? Tell me! I’ll kill her now.”
“Uh...”
Qin Haodong was on the verge of breaking down. He had seen unreasonable people before, but he had never seen such an unreasonable person like her.
“Senior, you can’t be this unreasonable, can you?”
“Reasonable? My granddaughter makes sense. As long as she is happy, I will do anything.”
The old lady said, “Tell me! Is your girlfriend Fang Qiong’er or Yun Qianqian? Or, is she the girl named Zhao Xingyue?”
“I... None of them.”
In the presence of such a perverted old lady, Qin Haodong certainly did not dare to talk nonsense. Otherwise, these girls might really be killed.
“Then who is it? Tell me quickly! Otherwise, I’ll kill all three of them.”
“I...”
Qin Haodong was about to go crazy. How could there be such a person in the Lingwu Continent?
In the end, he could only say helplessly, “Senior, in fact, I was lying to you just now. I don’t have a girlfriend.”
“Since you don’t have a girlfriend, get together with my granddaughter. I’ll let you get married in a few days.”
When he heard this, Qin Haodong was anxious. He quickly called out, “No, Senior.”
The old lady said coldly, “What? Don’t you like my granddaughter?”
“No, no, your granddaughter is so beautiful. How could I not like her? It’s just that we are still students now. Isn’t it too early to get married?”
In the face of a master in the Grand Completion Realm, Qin Haodong felt powerless.
The old lady said, “It’s not too early. I married Luo Dongqing when I was in school.”
Qin Haodong was at a loss. He had a lot of women waiting on the earth. He couldn’t marry the Little Witch, could he?
But if he didn’t agree, this weird-tempered old lady might do something.
Suddenly, he had an idea.
“Senior, since this thing has reached this point, I can only tell you the truth. If you want me to marry Luo Hongying, then you’re cheating your granddaughter.”
The old lady glared at him and asked, “What do you mean?”
Qin Haodong gritted his teeth and pretended to be shy. He said, “I can’t hide it from you now. In fact, I don’t like women. I like men.
“Think about it. If I really marry your granddaughter, she’ll be unhappy for the rest of her life.”
“Huh?” The old lady’s stiff expression changed. “You’re not lying to me, are you?”
“How dare I lie to you? I’m telling the truth. Think about it! Your granddaughter is so beautiful. I sleep in the same room with her. If I like women, how could nothing happen to her till now? Otherwise, it would be abnormal.”
The old lady seemed to think that Qin Haodong’s words made sense. She nodded slightly and said, “Boy, let’s forget what happened today. If I find out that you lied to me, I will turn you into a eunuch.”
“Uh...”
Qin Haodong almost cried. Who did he offend? Not only did he have to pretend to be gay but he was also at risk of becoming a eunuch at any time.
It seemed like he really had to be careful later. He couldn’t show any emotions toward any woman. Otherwise, he would be in danger if this old lady of the Grand Completion Realm learned about it.
“No. I don’t dare to lie to you, but I ask that you keep this a secret.”
“Get lost. I will not tell others.”
After learning about Qin Haodong’s situation, the old lady waved her hand and drove him out of the room directly.
Qin Haodong went out and breathed a sigh of relief. He had finally managed to escape.
After going out, he looked around. This was the mountain between the North and South Academies, called the Tortoise Mountain.
The old lady lived alone in the bamboo house on the mountainside. It was a quiet and nice place.
After confirming the direction, he sped down from the mountainside and returned to his dormitory.
When he entered the room, he found the Little Witch and Zhao Xingyue sitting on the bed, looking anxious.
Seeing Qin Haodong coming in, Zhao Xingyue said anxiously, “Big Brother Qin, where have you been? Why did you suddenly disappear?”
In contrast, the Little Witch was much calmer. She giggled as she asked, “Little brother, did you secretly go on a date with Sister Yun?”
After she said that, Qin Haodong became nervous. He would take it as a joke normally, but now this kind of joke could not be made. It might create problems for Yun Qianqian.
“Little girl, don’t say that. I have nothing to do with Yun Qianqian.”
The Little Witch stuck out her tongue. “Since you have nothing to do with each other, why are you so nervous? Are you feeling guilty?”
Qin Haodong thought in his heart, “How can I not feel guilty because of your perverted grandma?” However, he could only think about it in his heart and did not dare to say it out loud.
Zhao Xingyue said, “Big Brother Qin, where did you go? I was really scared when I saw that you were gone. I was afraid that you left me alone.”
It was hard to say where he had gone just now. He could only say with a smile, “It’s nothing. I was just taken away by an old monster.”
The Little Witch made a funny face and said, “You are a liar. There is no old monster in our Tortoise Academy. I think you are secretly dating a beauty.”
“You can think whatever you want,” Qin Haodong hesitated and said, “Luo Hongying, it’s not convenient for three people to live here. Why don’t you move out?”
He was now really afraid of the Little Witch’s crazy grandma. If the Little Witch continued to live here like this, there might be trouble someday.
It would be terrible if he was castrated by the old lady. At that time, he would be too ashamed to go back to see his women.
Hearing this, the smile on the Little Witch’s face suddenly disappeared. She said nervously, “Little brother, why are you driving me away? Did I do something wrong?”
Qin Haodong quickly said, “No, no, I just think it’s not convenient for three people to live together.”
“No, it’s fine that the three of us live together, isn’t it?” The Little Witch suddenly showed a look of realization. “Little brother, is it because I don’t give you money for food and accommodation here? If that’s the case, I can ask Grandpa for money.”
Hearing her words, Zhao Xingyue also said pitifully, “Big Brother Qin, I know that I have been using your money during this period of time. I will pay you back in the future. Don’t drive me away, okay?”
He did not drive the Little Witch away yet and now Zhao Xingyue came to stir up trouble, too. Qin Haodong said helplessly, “No, no, it’s not about money. If you need money, I can even give you some.”
The Little Witch’s face turned pale. “That means I’ve made little brother hate me, right? Since you’re driving me away, then I’ll leave and never return.”
Then she walked out of the door angrily. Qin Haodong suddenly realized a serious problem. If he really drove the Little Witch away, would this girl complain to her grandma?
If the abnormal old lady knew that he had driven her granddaughter away, would she come straight to him to get even with him? Thinking of this, he felt it was a very real possibility.
For the sake of his own life, he quickly stepped forward and grabbed the Little Witch. “Don’t go! Don’t go! I’m actually just joking with you.”
The Little Witch turned around, tears welling up in her eyes. “Little brother, do you really hate me?”
“No, you’re so cute. How can I hate you?”
“Then aren’t you driving me away?”
“No, I’m just kidding. You can stay as long as you want.”
“I knew my little brother was the best!”
The Little Witch threw herself into his arms and then pouted. It seemed like she was going to kiss him again.
Qin Haodong was shocked. Although he couldn’t drive her away, he had to keep his distance from her. He quickly dodged and reached out to grab the Little Witch’s shoulder.
“Don’t make trouble. It’s almost dawn. Let’s go to sleep.”
The three of them laid on the bed again. Qin Haodong couldn’t fall asleep. His mind was constantly thinking about what to do next.
Since he couldn’t drive her away, he could only keep his distance from her. In the future, he would do his best to refine pills to reduce the time they spent together.
No matter what, his strength was the vital factor so he had to make the best use of his time to improve his cultivation. If he reached the Combination Realm and took the Energy Explosion Pill, although he might not be able to defeat the abnormal old lady, at least he could save his life.
However, at this point, every upgrade would consume a lot of top-level Spirit Stones. He made a calculation and figured that he had to save at least 100,000 top-level Spirit Stones to guarantee the success of breaking through to the late stage of the Voiding Realm.
Apart from the cost of each furnace of pills he refined, there were only a few hundred top-level Spirit Stones left for him. It seemed to be a lot but the number of Spirit Stones he had was still far away from his final goal. He had to make the best use of his time.
Early the next morning, he ran into the alchemy room. The Little Witch and Zhao Xingyue went to class as usual.
After a busy day in the alchemy room, Qin Haodong came out to take a breather in the evening.
At this time, Zhao Xingyue and the Little Witch had not finished their lessons. Luo Dongqing pushed the door open and walked in.
After entering the door, he stopped two or three meters away from Qin Haodong and looked at Qin Haodong from head to toe with a strange expression.
Qin Haodong touched his face and looked at himself in the mirror. He didn’t find anything wrong. He asked in surprise, “What are you looking at? Don’t you recognize me?”
Luo Dongqing sneered and said, “I originally thought that you were a very good young man and wanted you to be my grandson-in-law. I didn’t expect that...”
Qin Haodong immediately understood what was going on. It seemed that the old lady did not keep his secret at all. She told Luo Dongqing. Sure enough, every woman had a gossipy heart.
After looking at Luo Dongqing, the anger in his heart grew even stronger.
He said angrily, “Geezer, I’ve helped you a lot these days. However, what did your wife do? She took me away from here directly. Is this how you repay kindness with ingratitude? Can’t you control your wife?”
Luo Dongqing chuckled, “My wife is pretty good. Why control her?”
Qin Haodong glanced at him. It was obvious that he was thoroughly henpecked. His cultivation was much lower than his wife’s. He couldn’t control his wife even if he wanted to.
“Forget it. You can do whatever you want. Don’t bother me in the future.”
Luo Dongqing said, “Little Qin, the effect of the gifts you gave me yesterday was not bad. My wife’s attitude towards me has improved greatly. Do you have any other good things? Take them out for me.”
Qin Haodong was full of anger. How could he help him? He said angrily, “No, I have nothing.”